A headless Claude Code run that answers a disaster alert with a measured root cause in under five minutes, can only read, and says what it couldn't check. Ten rules, with the config, and a real failover. I am a lazy DBA, and I want to automate repetitive tasks so that I can focus more on building what is more valuable. The most repetitive thing I do is the first half hour of an incident. An alert fires, and before any thinking happens I get the laptop out, connect the VPN, RD